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Want to defer capital gains taxes? Nancy Grekin actually wrote the book on 1031 Exchanges. (More)

Once General Counsel to Liberty House, Nancy has represented lessors and leesees in thousands of transations. (More)

There are 25 major areas of legal practice. Nancy focuses on a sub-category of one. She’s a specialist. (More)

The complexities of creating and obtaining regulatory approval to sell a condominium require a seasoned expert. (More)

Comic Relief

A Lawyer’s Lawyer Joke

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude.”

“You must be a lawyer,” says the balloonist.

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”

The man below responds, “You must be a client.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.

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